Whats a good excuse to skip school?

To who it may concern, 

Please excuse _________ for missing school on ________. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Yours sincerely, 

____________

man, i hate Thursdays. college fugging starts at 8.10 am and ends at... 5.40 PM! i wish every public holiday would fall on a Thursday. heh.

anyhoos,

i was watching America's Greatest Dog and can i say i am so bummed(!!!) that Ron and Tillman got eliminated! and it was because of Ron's(the owner) laziness that got them both kicked out. how IRONIC. arr!